[ ] i have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] i have choked on my own spit. [Dear God, yes.]

[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] i have accidentally set something on fire.

[ ] ive told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. [Not that I recall, actually, but it sure sounds familiar... o__o]

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird. [That is NOTHING compared to the other stuff I get shunned for.]

[x] ive caught myself drooling. [HAH. I woke up once and I was horrified to find that I had drooled onto my pillow. It was gross. But screw that.]

[ ] ive accidentally caused an explosion. [Does it count if I fed my brother cheese and he blew the gaseous form out of his ass and horrified everyone within a three mile radius?]

[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh. [o__o That was an uncanny coincidence correlation with the last answer...]

[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. [I don't have my license. ]

[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out. [Sometimes? All the time.]

[x] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. [HELL YEAH! Really, I know people with EXTREMELY long tongues.]

[ ] i just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me. [=[ 'Cause I'm so hXc emo, yeah.]

[x] people often tell me to use my "inside voice". [Bahahaha. Yes... only, usually they convey this in much harsher language.]

[x] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. [xD No one saw it, thank God.]

[ ] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle. [Hah, half jumped, half fell.]

[ ] i ate a bug for $5 or less. [o____o]

[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important. [Ooh, that's how all my internet time is spent. Obviously.]

[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.

[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.

[ ] ive ran around naked when i was drunk.

[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk.

[ ] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (Or behind my ear)

[x] i accidentally break a lot of things. [Heh.]

[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at. [No, that's Olivia.]

[ ] i move my head to the side when im confused.

[ ] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before. [And went home with a sore tailbone. Fuckers.]

[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try and find words and pictures in the texture. [Hey! That's not stupid, it's k3wL.]

[ ] I’m gonna’ have to use a calculator to work out my score. (Or my fingers )

add up your score, then times it by 3.